• God: and so, adam and eve, it is your duty to name aaaaall of my beautiful creations, flora and fauna. my only restriction is that you do not eat from the tree of knowledge
  • God: also dont roll up the magical green leaves and smoke them
  • Adam: alright im gonna call this one a lion... this ones a monkey...
  • Serpent: hey yo adam why dont you roll a joint with me
  • Adam: i dunno man god said i shouldnt
  • Serpent: hey fuck god this shits excellent. all the other kids are doing it
  • Adam: ehhhh ok i guess
  • (later)
  • Adam: ehehehehe ok and you're the woodcock. ahahaha wood cock. and you're the great tit. hehehe great tits
  • Eve: (walks in eating cheetos) dude lets call this one the BLUE FOOTED BOOBY
  • Adam and Eve: (uproarious laughter)
  • God: cmon what the fuck guys

xxvalleygirlxx:

Kristen Stewart, Zooey Deschanel, Jennifer Aniston, Katherine Heigl, Blake Lively and a whole flurry of mediocre white actresses (who btw play the same roles OVER AND OVER) are always offered roles. Meanwhile, Oscar nominated/winning black actresses (who have won other awards prestigious as well) are struggling to remain relevant. Just because there are a lot of black led TV shows coming this fall, that doesn’t mean the struggle is over or lessening. Many of these actresses have had to move onto TV roles or do both because they haven’t been offered enough (or appropriate) roles. 

Chile

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#same  

blacksupervillain:

blacksupervillain:

hussieologist:

jcoleknowsbest:

hussieologist:

jcoleknowsbest:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

darvinasafo:

Darren Hunt of Utah

The murder of young Black Men by police continues.

oh for fucks SAKE

Y’all he was shot in the back…. HE WAS SHOT IN THE BACK…

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/58409680-78/family-hunt-moss-police.html.csp

He was carrying a sword? This mf in my geography class carried a sword to class everyday and when I expressed my discomfort it was dismissed. But this brotha was shot in the back.

and it was a blunted sword.. couldn’t have cut anybody… but white people walking around with loaded rifles in target…

Exactly! This is evil.

Damn. Niggas can’t even cosplay anymore? I would love to see the cosplay community say something about this but that definitely won’t happen

Also: this paper is edited by a clown. It should’ve been in the first fucking paragraph that this dude was cosplaying. I’m reading this shit wondering why the fuck this negro is walking down the street with a sword and obvious answer is hidden almost at the en of the article.

This dude was cosplaying.

He was dressed up in a costume.

Should all black people just stay home on Halloween this year?

Friendly reminder that the police shot a black cosplayer in the back

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spacethefinalfuck:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

this is fab BUT WHERE ARE THEIR NAMES?

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#yes  #lady  #power  #femaled  

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#flcl  

metalonmetalblog:

Valente Celle Tomb, 1893, The Staglieno Cemetery, Genoa - Italy

Sculptor: Giulio Monteverde (Bistagno, Alessandria, 1837 - Roma 1917)

The funeral monument called “Eternal Drama” represents a real Dans macabre, the futile attempt of life to escape the inevitable embrace of death. The sculptor Giulio Monteverde underlines, in this sculpture, the contrast between the sensuality of the beautiful young woman who personifies Life (caught in the moment in which , wearied by the vain struggle, she is about to surrender herself to the terrible spectre who has chosen her as his prey) and the rigid impassiveness of Death which seizes her. http://grabschonheiten.diary.ru/p81440998.htm?oam

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#art  #death  

funyunbreaf:

vulturesintrees:

lysopotamus:

I want a whole team of them to help me fight crime.

Chihuahuas in Sailor fukus by mayama_ya on Instagram

the first one is obviously me

i wish my chihuahua was long haired oh well i guess i can buy her horse lookin ass cute things too

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Cartoon eyes. Big hair. #cartoon

#cartoon  

A #romance about my #cat and a #tampon

#romance  #tampon  #cat  

My boos. #fatstuff #babystuff #manboobz #mindiana #family #love

gaskarthskitten:

darkbluetile:

how does she do this I’m scared

Is this the next exorcist movie

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#wat  #gif  

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#lol  #LOLOL  

thingsandschemes:

An excerpt from The Snuggie Sutra

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#sex