"Real men eat ass"
So much yes
Those shoes though
so there’s a new vibrator coming out that…
- connects to your phone via bluetooth
- syncs up to audio stories in the app so it buzzes more and more as the action heats up
- and can also be controlled by someone else anywhere in the world you’re chatting with in the app
- fits snugly in your pants against your clit so you can use it hands-free…
- …or wear it places while your long-distance lover keeps you on the edge of cumming all day…
- …and…. ok now i’m just going to think about that for a bit.
omg…that sounds like a great thing
I love technology….
some body please get me this
One to make me money:
Working in a shelter
One to keep me active
One to keep me creative:
Find three hobbies you love: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to be creative.
I kind of like it.
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU